I have less than zero desire to squish another living being out of my vagina.– A flawless best friend (via rippledwaters)
Reblog if you'll answer sex related questions.
prof-plum: I mean I guess why the hell not.
Okay kids, back to the regularly scheduled blog
sadfoal: if you’re going to get offended by every little comment made on the internet, maybe you should just not be on the internet???? If you’re going to post things on tumblr to the public, maybe you shouldn’t get offended when people call you out on your shit?
My ears hurt. Wah.
But I’m at my final size! (A 2 :D )
what-is-this-i-dont-even: I’ve never had a wet dream before, believe what you want to believe, but its just a fact. me either.
Sex with another man is good. But, sex with the man you love is beyond...– Carlos Manuel (via joshuamatthew)
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heylookitsjon: apolloreincarnated: billythek1d: Annette Bening… apparently Tilda Swinton. Obviously. Kathy Najimy, obvs. Kristin Wiig, obvi.
" Things may not get better for a while, but they...
heylookitsjon: peasandcock: heylookitsjon replied to your post: heylookitsjon replied to your post: JUST ORDERED… Are we going to play sex.gif olympics? Because I’ll win. Oh don’t even try me.
im-the-villain: and when you’re gone, i’ll tell them my religion’s you.