March 2012
Work:
Yesterday
Me: That boy was really cute, the one you just had in your line.
Coworker: Oh, I know him. Do you want his number?
Me: Uh, is he actually gay?
Coworker: Yeah, and single.
Me: You're fucking me right now.
Coworker: No, he's my son's best friend. Great kid.
Me: You're fucking me right now.
Today
Coworker: I talked to my son last night and he said that his friend would be in tonight.
Me: What.
Coworker: Yeah, he's coming in later.
Me: What. I look like shit. What.
Coworker: Don't worry about it.
Me: What. I'm going home on my break to change into something that doesn't make me look like a whale.
Hours pass....
Coworker: I just got back from break and that boy called me. Apparently he came in just long enough to see you and said he needed your phone number .
Me: What. You're fucking me.
Coworker: No, I'm not.
Me: What.
February 2012
“Be humble for you are made of earth.
Be noble for you are made of stars.”
– Serbian Proverb (via seabois)
crackopenyourprettyface:
the gay world is a lonely place, for we judge so harshly against our own kind
Watchwhat-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
Anonymous asked: When are you going to stop...
gaws:
When they make a darker colour.
1 tag
Yay!
At the library, working on my research paper.
I’m actually quite content right now. I’m alone, it’s quiet, I’m listening to “Immigrant Song” (The Karen O cover from the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo) .
Happy times :]
You gaiz
I’m so obsessed with Lisbeth Salander.
That’s all.
prince-eros asked: Aww, hope you'll feel better! ; n ;
Oh hey vomit.
Left work early because I started dry heaving. Fuck.
